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My RaptorJesus Lulzpoem

Post by Anon_With_Fro on Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:39 pm

I wrote this for you guys for xmas, but since you asked for it during the raid today, here it is again! All hail the mighty Raptor Jesus!



Twas the night before Caturday,
Closed were the pools
Pics of Saint Rickrollas
Were posted by fools

I, in my Guy Fawkes mask,
Her, licking my sack,
Had decided to hate people
Of skin colour black

I heard a loud CRASH
And put down my liquor
Was our house being robbed
...by a nigger?

I opened the door
And who should I see
But Raptor Jesus
Eating a baby!

Our Jurassic God!
The Almighty Reptile
Was holding an uzi,
Looking hostile

"O Raptor Jesus!"
I fell to my knees
He undid his pants and yelled,
"Bitch, suck on these!"

Within moments,
His sacred love juice came a-gushing,
But it was not gay,
For our balls were not touching

"Where is your god now?"
He said with a grin,
His holy raptor spooge
Dripping from my chin

"I don't GIVE gifts,"
He explained to me,
"I offer a system of barter,
You see!"

He did up his pants
And pulled out a bag
Filled with win, torrents,
and hentai mags!

Pedobear plushies!
Codes that trip!
Delicious caek!
Handmade Mudkips!

He gave me some gifts:
A bottle of lube
And a Weighted
Companion Cube!

"Your girlfriend," He asked,
"Is she hot?"
When she arrived in the doorway,
He exclaimed, "Jackpot!"

He stretched out her vag,
Once tight and narrow,
In exchange for copypasta
With oregano

We smiled and waved
As he left on his way,
Knowing that, in nine months,
My girlfriend would pay

As he ventures through the night,
Raptor Jesus sings:
"This is why
We can't have nice things!"

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Re: My RaptorJesus Lulzpoem

Post by The Rooster on Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:44 pm

FUCKIN YES
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Re: My RaptorJesus Lulzpoem

Post by Anon_With_Fro on Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:45 pm

The Rooster wrote:FUCKIN YES
You ask, I deliver. Straight the fuck up.
Never say we coloured folk never did anything!

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Re: My RaptorJesus Lulzpoem

Post by AnonShaw on Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:08 am

Anon_With_Fro wrote:
The Rooster wrote:FUCKIN YES
You ask, I deliver. Straight the fuck up.
Never say we coloured folk never did anything!

Well done good sir.

But did I see this before?
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Re: My RaptorJesus Lulzpoem

Post by Anon_With_Fro on Sun Jan 18, 2009 2:03 pm

AnonShaw wrote:
Anon_With_Fro wrote:
The Rooster wrote:FUCKIN YES
You ask, I deliver. Straight the fuck up.
Never say we coloured folk never did anything!

Well done good sir.

But did I see this before?
Yeah, I originally posted it around xmastiems, but due to the popular demand at the raid, I reposted it.

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Re: My RaptorJesus Lulzpoem

Post by Agent 8 on Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:56 pm

+10 Internets!
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Re: My RaptorJesus Lulzpoem

Post by Guest on Mon Jan 19, 2009 2:01 pm

Anon_With_Fro wrote:
AnonShaw wrote:
Anon_With_Fro wrote:
The Rooster wrote:FUCKIN YES
You ask, I deliver. Straight the fuck up.
Never say we coloured folk never did anything!

Well done good sir.

But did I see this before?
Yeah, I originally posted it around xmastiems, but due to the popular demand at the raid, I reposted it.
awesome poem is awesome

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